Bon Anniversaire

Happy Birthday to me!

Here is your birthday present:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grunion

I've never seen a grunion run
I never hope to see one
But if I saw one anyhow
I'd rather see than be one!

This is funnier if you happen to know that it's difficult to get to see a grunion run, and there have been skeptics who don't think they exist. But they do! And I tried to see the grunion run! And I didn't see it! So much for hanging around on the beach in the middle of the night (many long years ago).

See the link for real information (the grunion are running, the grunion are running).